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Wednesday, 30th May
  • me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
  • chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
  • me: i didn't even finish my order
  • chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
  • me: what
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Tuesday, 29th May
Whoo hoo! I seen the Aurora Borialis for the first time in Skyrim.

Whoo hoo! I seen the Aurora Borialis for the first time in Skyrim.

sempersax:

DEAD.

sempersax:

DEAD.

(Source: omgploxcoolimontumblr, via sempersax)

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Monday, 28th May
Can’t get much more belligerent today.

Can’t get much more belligerent today.

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Saturday, 26th May
kcawood:

… uh… wha?

kcawood:

… uh… wha?

(Source: bweebwee23)

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Thursday, 24th May
Ok running, you’re going down.

Ok running, you’re going down.

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Tuesday, 22nd May